Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Just saw the Day of the Doctor the other night. Fantastic! Even spotted a Matt Smith lookalike in the theater :D Had to get some Doctor who out of my system.
OO it’s sooo awesome looking!
Some days we’re Sherlock
And some days we’re John
But most days we’re Lestrade
i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT LOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ART GUY I LOVE YOU” and he yelled back “HAVE A GOOD DAY I LOVE YOU RUNNING GIRL”
I still haven’t found this guy
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
No wonder she looks so happy.
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:
Don’t get me started on El Dorado.