You can hear him say oh snap
characters who have never had families building found families are very important to me
characters who have never had friends forging their first friendships are very important to me
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much
Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.